1 definition by plumpsexychilton
A quite round, plump and hairy man who sits on Discord all day, fueling his addiction. Umbreons are normally 23 or 24 years of age, and they love to date underaged females. The oldest an Umbreon will date is 15. Umbreons have the real-life name Mike Chilton and tend to go under the name "Umbreon" or "Azure" whilst online to fool people into thinking they are young. Mike Chiltons, or Umbreons, often times fake severe mental issues like PTSD and BPD, and they quit their job as a Chef because they believe they are being bullied by being told to do something other than play on Discord. Umbreons hate when you photoshop emojis of their face but oh boy do they love Harry.
I once met an Umbreon. It was scary because I thought I was looking at a human gorilla.. he was quite plump, with lucious lips and beautiful facial hair. I tried to date him but he had a 15 year old girlfriend.
"Damn man, that's an Umbreon for ya!"
"Damn man, that's an Umbreon for ya!"
by plumpsexychilton April 20, 2020