7 definitions by pinkypoodle9981
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by pinkypoodle9981 June 11, 2022
A swimmer, the sexiest humankind ever to exist. The defined, sharp abs and the bulky arms, combined with the biggest shoulders imaginable. Swimmers are great people as well. A real team never talks behind each others backs, and will always support each other. You can tell there's this kind of personality regarding an individual swimmer you meet at school too.
Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.
At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.
Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.
At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.
Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Some random kid: oH mY gOsH I HaD tO wAkE uP aT 7:00 tOdAy FoR a TrYoUt!!!!!! ThIs Is AbUsE!!!!
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
by pinkypoodle9981 November 25, 2022
ZHONGLIIIIIIIIIII
lol when you start dreaming about zhongli’s REALLLLLLLY LARGE ASS you become a bigdongzhong
Or if you cosplay him and stuffed your butt up that’s a bigdongzhong move
lol when you start dreaming about zhongli’s REALLLLLLLY LARGE ASS you become a bigdongzhong
Or if you cosplay him and stuffed your butt up that’s a bigdongzhong move
by pinkypoodle9981 June 15, 2022
Grier, an uncommon name, and an uncommonly kind person as well. Her name literally means protector of the bushes. Grier is such an amazing person and is always so sweet and caring to people. She'll bake cookies for you and crochet you the cutest things ever. Grier is such a good supporter and is so good at what she does. I love Grier and so should everyone.
Person 1: Who's that kid over there?
Person 2: She's Grier, she's so nice, you should be friends with her!
Person 2: She's Grier, she's so nice, you should be friends with her!
by pinkypoodle9981 January 30, 2023
When weird things happen, like really REALLY weird things happen and you're just completely speechless. So you just say WOT.
by pinkypoodle9981 January 30, 2023
by pinkypoodle9981 June 11, 2022
Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.
Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
by pinkypoodle9981 January 30, 2023