Definitions by pilotmike
transbisexualnymphopediaphiliac
transbisexualnymphopediaphiliac by PilotMike April 2, 2005
ass crunched
term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours
While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!
ass crunched by PilotMike April 2, 2005
static sack
While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.
No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.
static sack by PilotMike April 2, 2005
sprinkler head
After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place
I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.
sprinkler head by PilotMike April 2, 2005
trail blazer
A fart (usually the thick, persistent kind) that leaves a trail of stench behind you as you try to flee the scene
That trail blazer you let off cleared out the whole isle of star wars queers in the toy isle at Walmart!
trail blazer by PilotMike April 2, 2005
Midget in a raincoat
Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.
Midget in a raincoat by PilotMike April 2, 2005