pilotmike's definitions

transbisexualnymphopediaphiliac

trans...bisexual...nympho...pedaphiliac

By the way, how's that transbisexualnyphopedaphiliac of a brother in law of yours doing?

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Brown tounge

step above a brown noser

Yeah, the resident brown tounge told the manager about the Playboys hidden in the break room.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

true love

"Love" is her letting you take it out of her mouth and putting it in her ass...
"True Love" is when she lets you take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth

I truly love that nasty whore...what's her name again?

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

sprinkler head

After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place

I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

static sack

While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.

No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.

While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Midget in a raincoat

What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber

Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

trail blazer

A fart (usually the thick, persistent kind) that leaves a trail of stench behind you as you try to flee the scene

That trail blazer you let off cleared out the whole isle of star wars queers in the toy isle at Walmart!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005