11 definitions by pilotmike

sprinkler head

After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place

I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.

by pilotmike April 3, 2005

ass crunched

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

by pilotmike April 3, 2005

scrotom lint

an incredibly insignificant little shithead who thinks they're all that

What the fuck does that little piece of scrotom lint want now?

by pilotmike April 3, 2005

taffy factory

A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory

My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious

by pilotmike April 3, 2005

Brown tounge

step above a brown noser

Yeah, the resident brown tounge told the manager about the Playboys hidden in the break room.

by pilotmike April 3, 2005

Turd wrangler

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

by pilotmike April 3, 2005

transbisexualnymphopediaphiliac

trans...bisexual...nympho...pedaphiliac

By the way, how's that transbisexualnyphopedaphiliac of a brother in law of yours doing?

by pilotmike April 3, 2005