pilotmike's definitions

transbisexualnymphopediaphiliac

trans...bisexual...nympho...pedaphiliac

By the way, how's that transbisexualnyphopedaphiliac of a brother in law of yours doing?

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

true love

"Love" is her letting you take it out of her mouth and putting it in her ass...
"True Love" is when she lets you take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth

I truly love that nasty whore...what's her name again?

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Turd wrangler

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

trail blazer

A fart (usually the thick, persistent kind) that leaves a trail of stench behind you as you try to flee the scene

That trail blazer you let off cleared out the whole isle of star wars queers in the toy isle at Walmart!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

ass crunched

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

sprinkler head

After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place

I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Midget in a raincoat

What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber

Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005