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An insatiable, un-quellable release of noise from one's voice box indicating the perfection of the food one is currently consuming. It is generally followed by multiple other variations of the sound in between chewing and swallowing.
An insatiable, un-quellable release of noise from one's voice box indicating the perfection of the food one is currently consuming. It is generally followed by multiple other variations of the sound in between chewing and swallowing.
Jack: Dude, I've been hungry ALL day! I haven't eaten a thing since yesterday.
Josh: *tosses oreos* Here, bro.
Jack: OH! (food moan) OH! OHHHH! So GOOOOOOOOD!!!! Thank you, God!
Josh: Wow, that was quite the food moan.
Josh: *tosses oreos* Here, bro.
Jack: OH! (food moan) OH! OHHHH! So GOOOOOOOOD!!!! Thank you, God!
Josh: Wow, that was quite the food moan.
by Pi@noguy December 8, 2010
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a term reserved for when your plastic wrap gets all stuck to itself, resulting in a half-baked wrap job.
a term reserved for when your plastic wrap gets all stuck to itself, resulting in a half-baked wrap job.
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
Get the Saran Crap mug.A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.
Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011
Get the . . . if only bananas were longer. . . mug.WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.
Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!
Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*
Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?
Cartshopper: *nods*
Cashier: ROFL
Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*
Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?
Cartshopper: *nods*
Cashier: ROFL
by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011
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This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.
Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.
Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!
Jen: That is putrid!
Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
Jack: I'll say, wow.
Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.
Josh: *face reddens*
Jen: That is putrid!
Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
Jack: I'll say, wow.
Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.
Josh: *face reddens*
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
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Derek: How is it even possible that you can pick up that watermelon with one hand?
Dave: Piano hands, dude. Piano hands. . .
Dave: Piano hands, dude. Piano hands. . .
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