3 definitions by phronemophobia

Top Definition
Idiotic form of chat used by 12 year old AOL users. This form of chat comes with many random "omg" and "lol's". Usually the chatter is prepubescant.
Sk8kiddzrool: omg hai!111!
Ryan: Are you retarded?
Sk8kiddzrool: no u r u mofo, i no were u liv & will scrw ur mom lololololol!111!!1one!!
by phronemophobia April 14, 2005

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Probably the best thing in the world. In most cases, beats the joy of intercourse.
"I wish I could have some Lyte"
by phronemophobia August 12, 2003

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SMB
Sporatic Masturbation Bout - When you just can't stand it anymore. It doesn't matter; back of the classroom, bathroom, under the dining room table, shower, garden, playground, driving.
Man, I was in woodshop and I had a SMB with sandpaper. It was awesome.
by phronemophobia April 13, 2005

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