1 definition by phillycakes
a gloating, preening donkey with a taste for fashion, striped shirts, and sucking out with girlfriends named vinhessa.
typically found hanging around christopher street and the east side of manhattan, a haosexual is also known under a number of different monkers: uber donkey, hao quach, hee hao, homohao, haocakes, and of course, vinhessa's bitch.
by phillycakes March 22, 2007