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16 definitions by phatzoot

1. I Bet
What you say when you don't believe someone!
Oi Darkin, Shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!!

I bet!
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by Phatzoot Jun 23, 2011 add a video
2. Spess
From the term "Specimen" - A Weirdo that does weird shit for no reason other the the fact they are a complete lab specimen!
Oh my god, look at that spess With the long blonde mullet and 1980's bomber jacket! What a fuckin' spess!
3. Giro Technician
The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!
What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!
4. Desult
The opposite of result!

When things don't quite go your way!
Mike:"Shit, I Lost my fuckin fone man!!!" You: "Desult!"

You: "I Had Pocket Aces and went skint to pocket 2's on poker last night"!
Wilson: " Desult! "
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by Phatzoot Jun 16, 2011 add a video
5. Lezzin' It Off
When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!
Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!
6. Bog Weed
Really Really Crap Ganja! Bottom of the barrell weed!
Also Known As Boggers
You on phone: Yo, You Got any weed geez?

Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!

You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!

Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!
7. Ball Hang
The words used to describe something that sucks!
Chris, you can't sleep through your shift tonight i'm afraid, there's loads of work to do!
Oh man, That's fuckin' ball hang!
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by Phatzoot Jun 23, 2011 add a video
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