20 definitions by phartman

Skunt

Basically a skanky cunt. Any female who would fuck your boyfriend/husband then brag to her other slutty friends about it. Any woman with multiple std's. Most of the women who went to Des Moines East.

Tiff slapped that skunt because she slept with her man.

by phartman January 12, 2010

corculis punjai

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.

Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.

by phartman July 10, 2004

pimplestix

The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.

Hey guys check out Pimplestix, he's picking up another raspberry.

by phartman July 10, 2004

H and H

Actually Ancient Age, a kind of cheap bourbon whiskey sold in Iowa.

Lets grab some H and H when John comes over.

by phartman July 10, 2004

spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by phartman July 10, 2004

grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

by phartman July 10, 2004

dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

by phartman July 10, 2004