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The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.
Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.
by pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008
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When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.
"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"
by pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008
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"Gee, I wonder if it's going to rain, or if we'll ever get universal health care?"

"Wow! Good question Buffy. Let me check my Obamanac!"
by pfc. Snowball September 26, 2009
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Disease obtained from too much on-line porn
A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.
by pfc. Snowball November 4, 2008
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Any wide body body vehicle,preferably a black Ford truck.On a narrow winding road that is infested with inconsiderate spandex wearing death seeking cyclists.
1. Get Back in the bike lane! Here comes the scourgenator!

2.Wow!!! There are too many cyclists riding 3 abreast Thank god! I am driving the scourgenator.

3. Scourgenator = Guardian angles of the marin county back roads. Go Curtis Sliwa!
by pfc. Snowball August 28, 2008
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Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).
When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"
by pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008
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1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
by pfc. Snowball May 13, 2011
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