Definitions by peter glum

Dicedcarrots 

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.

"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"

Dicedcarrots by Peter Glum January 8, 2008

Irate 

Irate is a statement of high appreciation of the person, people, article or event, expressed as an unquantified ranking value, by a poorly educated person.

Examples: “Irate that woman”, “Irate her mates”, “Irate that car” and “Irate your mum’s cooking”

Irate by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Grimm 

A medical term for the sickly nauseous feeling you get from reading too many fairy stories or over simplistic stories with deep moral meanings.
Origin: The brothers Grimm 1785 to 1863

Examples: “That book of fairy stories was really Grimm”, “That horror movie was Grimm” "What a Grimm Love triange story"

Grimm by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Homonauseous 

A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.

Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”

Homonauseous by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Wineno 

A Wineno is a person who does not drink the grape.

Examples “He only drinks beer or sprits, he’s a wineno”

Wineno by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Ragmag 

A very politically incorrect student magazine full of racist, sexist, ageist and disability jokes that takes the piss out of everyone as fair game. Sold at the student Rag week, promoting the event.

Example: Support your local Student Union, we take the piss out of everyone, so buy a Ragmag.

Ragmag by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

catbag 

A catbag is a bag you put a cat in when you throw it in the river, when you no longer want it.

Example: Any bag can be used as a catbag as long as it sinks, with some bricks in it, to weigh it down.

catbag by Peter Glum September 21, 2007