peter glum's definitions

Starfish

A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.

Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

catbag

A catbag is made from the skin of your dead cat. It is recycling and reusing the cat, so it has a useful function.

Example: That cat you had was a pain in the ass, but it makes a nice useful catbag for your shopping.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Leperporn

Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.

Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Monocelebprick

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

Ragmag

A very politically incorrect student magazine full of racist, sexist, ageist and disability jokes that takes the piss out of everyone as fair game. Sold at the student Rag week, promoting the event.

Example: Support your local Student Union, we take the piss out of everyone, so buy a Ragmag.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Irate

Irate is a statement of high appreciation of the person, people, article or event, expressed as an unquantified ranking value, by a poorly educated person.

Examples: “Irate that woman”, “Irate her mates”, “Irate that car” and “Irate your mum’s cooking”

by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Dicedcarrots

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.

"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"

by Peter Glum January 8, 2008