peter crammer's definitions

dick liquor

When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.

The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

Cockatrice

When a woman gives it to 3 guys at the same time.

Sally left the bar with the Cummings triplets, and Bob C' said they gave her a Cockatrice!

by Peter Crammer May 13, 2006

Etch-A-Sketch

Facing your woman, both of you naked, take both of your hands, grab both of her nipples with all of your fingertips, and tickle her nips.

If I ever meet Pam Anderson, I'm gonna ask her if she wants to see me Etch-A-Sketch.

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

Tastes like ho maid!

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...

... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"

by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006

Milk Shake

(1) Male ejaculate.

(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.

Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

squart

When a man squirts a quart of cum!

I gave that cumpire a squart an' she swallowed every drop!

by Peter Crammer August 7, 2006

Lisa Beaver

Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.

Jack Hoffa turned into a Peter Boyle after he hired a Lisa Beaver.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006