peter crammer's definitions

pumpernickel

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006

Tastes like ho maid!

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...

... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"

by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006

Etch-A-Sketch

Facing your woman, both of you naked, take both of your hands, grab both of her nipples with all of your fingertips, and tickle her nips.

If I ever meet Pam Anderson, I'm gonna ask her if she wants to see me Etch-A-Sketch.

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

Mike Hunt

(1) In prison, one's bitch.

(2) In the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films, Ethan Hunt's brother.

(1) Hey, Bubba, leave Mike Hunt alone! I don't mess with your bitches!

(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!

(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

Milk Shake

(1) Male ejaculate.

(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.

Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

squart

When a man squirts a quart of cum!

I gave that cumpire a squart an' she swallowed every drop!

by Peter Crammer August 7, 2006

Lisa Beaver

Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.

Jack Hoffa turned into a Peter Boyle after he hired a Lisa Beaver.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006