peter crammer's definitions

Lisa Beaver

Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.

Jack Hoffa turned into a Peter Boyle after he hired a Lisa Beaver.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

inos

"eye-nuss". On a man, this is the area between the anus and the penis.

She sucked my penis, and ticklicked my balls and my inos. Thankfully, she stayed away from my anus.

by Peter Crammer May 31, 2006

Cockatrice

When a woman gives it to 3 guys at the same time.

Sally left the bar with the Cummings triplets, and Bob C' said they gave her a Cockatrice!

by Peter Crammer May 13, 2006

oreo

When 2 bruthas share a white chick.

Sally did the oreo with Kareem and Leroy.

by Peter Crammer July 25, 2006

Nantuckian

A super well-endowed man, and/or autofellatio.

I have gym with Big John, so my sister asked me if he was a Nantuckian. And I said, "Well, it hangs below his towel".

by Peter Crammer July 2, 2006

Milk Shake

(1) Male ejaculate.

(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.

Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

Etch-A-Sketch

Facing your woman, both of you naked, take both of your hands, grab both of her nipples with all of your fingertips, and tickle her nips.

If I ever meet Pam Anderson, I'm gonna ask her if she wants to see me Etch-A-Sketch.

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006