66 definitions by pete dick

poop shuffle

The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.

I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.

by pete dick December 28, 2007

autograt

a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.

The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."
Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."
Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."

by pete dick March 21, 2008

delightful for ya

sarcastic way of congradulating someone for something trivial.

TP: "I went jacking for beats and banged Coquet last night."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya."

by pete dick March 14, 2008

dough acrobat

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.

The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."

by pete dick March 14, 2008

born on third base

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.

The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."

by pete dick March 21, 2008

Pork Soda

the slop that results from the drainage of draft beers at a bar into a bucket.

Pete Dick: "Dude, I wanna get drunk but I ain't got no cash."
The Cooker: "Just go down to the Kirk and drink the Pork Soda, you'll be feeling just fine."
Pete Dick: "Good Idea."

by pete dick February 17, 2008

sky dumping

a somewhat childish although greatly amusing practice of excreting from great height in unusual places.

The Cooker (looking up in tree): "Dude, what the hell are you doing up in that tree with your pants down?"
Pete Dick (dropping a crap into a parked car's sunroof: "sky dumping, dumb ass"

by pete dick March 5, 2008