percy dovetonsils iii's definitions

elf abuse

Environmental Liberation Front (ELF) "vandalism" that is terrorism.

Elf abuse is perpetrated by Ecothugs.

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 4, 2003

syphilis

What luetic people are afflicted with.

You are looking mighty luetic today...a nice rosy glow to your skin...is your syphilis no longer in remision?

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 10, 2003

mashed potato sandwich

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.

Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003