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2 definitions by penismcgyer

 
1.
a play-off of the surfer slang "glory parasite." Someone who is a sycophant, people pleaser, yes-man
Ryan Seacrest is such a gory parasite.
by penismcgyer July 13, 2009
 
2.
A little motel in the podunk town of Ely, Nevada. It frequently gets trashed by little hooligans from the outer towns. A great place to piss on the carpet without impunity. They never charge for trashed rooms
Dude, this room is way too nice. Let's shitsburg it.
by penismcgyer July 15, 2009