8 definitions by penguin26
Noun: One who's fridge is cascaded with mountain dew and his/her computer desk is littered with empty MD cans.
by penguin26 November 27, 2009
Noun: an angry woman who has to make everyone else's life a living hell because she probably went through some childhood obesity issues. She is most likely a redhead with red lipstick and nail polish.
Kelly(Estrogen hound)- Waiter!!! I asked for NO lemon in my water!
Waiter- Oh im so sorry. can i get you another one?
Kelly- Uhg! NO! thats just going to take longer!
Waiter- Damn quit bein such an estrogen hound!
Waiter- Oh im so sorry. can i get you another one?
Kelly- Uhg! NO! thats just going to take longer!
Waiter- Damn quit bein such an estrogen hound!
by penguin26 November 27, 2009
When one proceeds to be the dumb one in the group. To do/say something dumb or When someone asks a question thats a complete oxymoron...
Kaitlyn- OMG! Mark where is the rest stop?
Mark(squid)- 7 miles
Kaitlyn- How long is that?
Mark- Um?.... 7 miles?......dumb ass
Brandon- Ha! that was a 7 mile
Mark(squid)- 7 miles
Kaitlyn- How long is that?
Mark- Um?.... 7 miles?......dumb ass
Brandon- Ha! that was a 7 mile
by penguin26 November 28, 2009
When one proceeds to be the dumb one in the group. To do/say something dumb or When someone asks a question thats a complete oxymoron...
Kaitlyn- OMG! Mark where is the rest stop?
Mark(squid)- 7 miles
Kaitlyn- How long is that?
Mark- Um?.... 7 miles?......dumb ass
Brandon- Ha! that was a 7 mile
Mark(squid)- 7 miles
Kaitlyn- How long is that?
Mark- Um?.... 7 miles?......dumb ass
Brandon- Ha! that was a 7 mile
by penguin26 November 28, 2009
Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!
Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.
Brandon- You got that right.
Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.
Brandon- You got that right.
by penguin26 November 22, 2009
The act of shoving ur balls in between ur legs and getting others to look at them...
.The single most awesome maneuver in the penis showing game, when this move is preformed correctly it automatically makes u the Man in the group of friends u hang with...
.The single most awesome maneuver in the penis showing game, when this move is preformed correctly it automatically makes u the Man in the group of friends u hang with...
Josh- Hey Mike check this out.(preforms the gum ball)
Mike- (looks) Aw shit!
Friends- Omg he did the gum ball!!! josh ur the man!
Mike- (looks) Aw shit!
Friends- Omg he did the gum ball!!! josh ur the man!
by penguin26 November 28, 2009
An act of sex in the pool because the women you are trying to bang has big D boobs so in order for her to fuck her hard you use the pool to help lift her giant boobs for an easier fuck...
Brandon- get on top!
Jenny- i cant the bouncing hurts my boobs!
Brandon- lets get in the pool and buoyancy fuck!
Jenny- i cant the bouncing hurts my boobs!
Brandon- lets get in the pool and buoyancy fuck!
by penguin26 November 28, 2009