Definitions by peirateis

bank of mattress 

Keeping your money under your mattress because it is the cost-effective and economy-proof solution.

'Hey man, want to go to the store?'
'Yeah sure, I've just got to make a quick withdrawal from the bank of mattress.'

bank of mattress by peirateis August 8, 2009

Mustardstaine 

Dave Mustaine.

'Dude look at that mustardstaine play guitar.'

Mustardstaine by peirateis July 13, 2009

whittier 

1. A city in Los Angeles County.
2. Where it is shittier.

'It's shittier in Whittier.'

whittier by peirateis October 30, 2008