pbmax's definitions
Goyim with a fetish for Jewish people and/or Judaica. Derived from the English appropriation of the Japanese word otaku.
"Jewish" is itself a highly contested term, so someone you view as a Jewtaku may actually self-identify as Jewish.
Not to be confused with a Jewish otaku (aka a jewbaka).
"Jewish" is itself a highly contested term, so someone you view as a Jewtaku may actually self-identify as Jewish.
Not to be confused with a Jewish otaku (aka a jewbaka).
VIE: Elvis was a Jewtaku 'cause he used to wear a chai necklace.
ELI: His mother's mother's mother was Jewish.
VIE: I stand corrected -- Mitochondrial DNA FTW!
ELI: His mother's mother's mother was Jewish.
VIE: I stand corrected -- Mitochondrial DNA FTW!
by PBMax May 20, 2008
Get the Jewtakumug. The likelihood of an individual to adore/follow otherwise-peers.
Groupie tendencies need not involve any sexual desire. In fact, those with extreme groupie tendencies ask nothing of their (usually reluctant) paradours save acceptance of an unequal relationship. Such cases — while sometimes able to acknowledge the pathetic aspects of their attitude — feel a righteous indignation about their actions.
Groupie tendencies need not involve any sexual desire. In fact, those with extreme groupie tendencies ask nothing of their (usually reluctant) paradours save acceptance of an unequal relationship. Such cases — while sometimes able to acknowledge the pathetic aspects of their attitude — feel a righteous indignation about their actions.
Even though he was an able leader in school, Kobe's groupie tendencies arose around his cousins at home.
by PBMax March 9, 2008
Get the groupie tendenciesmug. Music that is heavily hyped but delayed to the point you doubt it will ever be released. A combination of vaporware and 19th-century composer Wilhelm Richard Wagner.
Lil Wayne has a history of vaporwagner projects, so it was somewhat surprising that "Tha Carter III" actually came out.
by PBMax June 18, 2008
Get the vaporwagnermug. Black people with extremely fair complexions (because they're so HIGH yellow it's like they're in orbit around the earth).
JASON: Why aren't there any Black people in Guitar Hero?
DERON: There's Tom Morello; he's actually Halfrican.
JASON: But he's in orbit yellow; he'd ruin the curve on the brown paper bag test!
DERON: One-drop rule.
DERON: There's Tom Morello; he's actually Halfrican.
JASON: But he's in orbit yellow; he'd ruin the curve on the brown paper bag test!
DERON: One-drop rule.
by PBMax May 1, 2008
Get the In Orbit Yellowmug. Disliking a meme because of other people liking it. This may be due to the quantity of others passing the idea along, or because the undesirable nature of the communities receiving it. A combination of "meme" and "elitist."
by PBMax January 5, 2009
Get the memelitismmug. Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.
by PBMax April 17, 2008
Get the Pathectionmug. 1) Making a situation more awkward by mocking how awkward it is. The situation need not be awkward in the first place.
Apparently coined by Washington Post columnist Monica Hesse.
2) Mocking someone in an awkward — and thereby probably unsuccessful — manner.
Apparently coined by then-Columbia Journalism Review assistant editor Megan Garber.
Apparently coined by Washington Post columnist Monica Hesse.
2) Mocking someone in an awkward — and thereby probably unsuccessful — manner.
Apparently coined by then-Columbia Journalism Review assistant editor Megan Garber.
Someone asked to define the word "awkward" will often resort to describing the task as "awkward," which is just mockward. When someone does the same with "mockward," it's meta-mockward.
by PBMax May 11, 2008
Get the mockwardmug.