pbaddy's definitions

moral turpentine

1.All purpose sin remover

2.Prayer

The evangelical preacher was an inveterate thief and a serial child molester. Still. the application of a little moral turpentine assured his place in Heaven. He was always careful to pray extra hard after what he'd call an incident.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

grandvestite

1.Over-application of the retro look so as to appear to be wearing one's grandparent's actual clothes.
2.One who is hopelessly out of style.

"I had an online date with this girl who looked like she shopped in her grandma's closet."

"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.

" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

observational humor

The ability to laugh rather than weep upon seeing one's accurate reflection.

Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

she-hab

mani-pedi,cut and blow, massage and facial.

Moni was released from she-hab looking and feeling better. If not quite as good as at the outset of her epic pub crawl 4 days ago.

by Pbaddy August 17, 2009

Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.

Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.

by Pbaddy May 15, 2010

periodic table

menstrual calendar.

She had her periodic table commited to memory and the elements, this night, were perfectly aligned. Nestor was gonna be a Daddy, whether he liked it or not.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009