A person that loves bags of dicks. He likely has a small penis. Usually, he has a dicky-doo but it appears to be a FUPA because it is so small. He thinks he knows everything but is usually just confused. A person who loves nascar but only gay drivers like Jeff Gordon. Also, a false injury.
Ira: What is wrong with that Soldier?
Levi: Yea it looks like he has a FUPA and is limping.