Definitions by paulf

Consistify 

To make consistent.

We need to consistify the layouts of these forms.

Consistify by paulf June 13, 2012

A Cluster Fuck 

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up

What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck

A Cluster Fuck by PaulF October 4, 2006

Breakfast of Champions 

Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements

He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.

Breakfast of Champions by PaulF October 4, 2006

Bullet-proof 

Having sufficient accrued corporate pension (usually near retirement age) that you can say & do whatever you like.

John told his manager to go fuck himself - he's bullet-proof

Bullet-proof by PaulF October 4, 2006