a county, staffordshire, yorkshire, lincolnshire, its also the name of a big work pony, called the shyre oss or shire horse or just shire pony, counties in the former english colonies are also called shires
by paul hinton December 28, 2005

some pussy yankee joke that aye even funny, and they too coward to say yo dada, cause they know you beat the shit out of em if they did.
by paul hinton May 22, 2006

the nettles, when you touch em they sting you, the stinger is natures way of stopping you walking a trail of destruction in the bush.
by paul hinton May 14, 2006

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

a shire, a province, like staffordshire, derbyshire, lincolnshire, mostly just little mining villages and market towns, theres the county jail.
its also the kind of ass, the shire ass, or just the english shire horse, in the states its a shire pony.
its also the kind of ass, the shire ass, or just the english shire horse, in the states its a shire pony.
jimmy:wheredyo live, me ole shoe
johnny: I live in derby
jimmy:derbyshire?????
johnny: arrr, dahhby county
jimmy: stop teckin the piss, and get back t'werk
johnny: I live in derby
jimmy:derbyshire?????
johnny: arrr, dahhby county
jimmy: stop teckin the piss, and get back t'werk
by paul hinton May 11, 2006

when something is yours, or a pit or a colliery for mining coal n gold n iron n stuff out the ground, they call miners or anyone from a mining village "the pitmen",
jimmy: aye up ol pal, that mine, keep yer'ands off it!!
john the theif: it warr me
jimmy: I wish they'd reopen the mines, then everybody would have a job
johnny: arr I know, lorrove unemployment since they shut em!!
john the theif: it warr me
jimmy: I wish they'd reopen the mines, then everybody would have a job
johnny: arr I know, lorrove unemployment since they shut em!!
by paul hinton December 28, 2005

The propaganda machine of the fourth reich. They do anything they can to make the british people look like pussies, even though most of the people who own holliwood are jewish, and fail to relise that we the british helped save their arses in world war two.
hollywood need a good arse kickin, they need a good old beating from old glory.
jimmy: hey
yank: do british people have bad teeth and gay?
jimmy: you've been watching to much hollywood
yank: you know we yanks droped the bouncing bomb on the damns
jimmy: youve been watching too much hollywood,
yank: english people are gay and have gay accents
jimmy: only upperclass people are like that, youve been watching too much hollywood,
jimmy: hey
yank: do british people have bad teeth and gay?
jimmy: you've been watching to much hollywood
yank: you know we yanks droped the bouncing bomb on the damns
jimmy: youve been watching too much hollywood,
yank: english people are gay and have gay accents
jimmy: only upperclass people are like that, youve been watching too much hollywood,
by paul hinton May 11, 2006
