paul hinton's definitions

blues

when you baby just died of cot death, ya wife left ya, you mom and dad died in a fire at their house, you hooked on coke and you've just been mugged, and you got a pain in the balls, you've just been stabbed, and it drives ya to pick up a guitar and learn to play the blues, but you realise you ain't got enough doe to buy a guitar, and the rent man is thinking of kickin you out. when you do finally get a guitar and learn to play it real well you get electrocuted and die cause you had a dodgy amp. then the devil grabs you keeps you in hell for eternity.

he he now thats blues.

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

crikey

its not really australian as such, origonally men of the english black country, us working class midlanders always uses this word insteda saying "oh god", white ausies musta borrowed the word from our prisoners.

john: oh crikey, walsall are loosing, why dow they get the ball out to the em,
mick: I know, they bloody hopeless

by paul hinton May 15, 2006

HOLLYWOOD

The propaganda machine of the fourth reich. They do anything they can to make the british people look like pussies, even though most of the people who own holliwood are jewish, and fail to relise that we the british helped save their arses in world war two.

hollywood need a good arse kickin, they need a good old beating from old glory.

jimmy: hey
yank: do british people have bad teeth and gay?
jimmy: you've been watching to much hollywood
yank: you know we yanks droped the bouncing bomb on the damns
jimmy: youve been watching too much hollywood,
yank: english people are gay and have gay accents
jimmy: only upperclass people are like that, youve been watching too much hollywood,

by paul hinton May 11, 2006

stoked

all hot n bothered, like being in side the big chimeys of stoke on trent, how it was in the old days you know staffordshire pottery, theres some aweful pictures of the chimneys taken by william blake, it looks like hell its self. its an old english saying probably last used by black country folk before it died out, its still a popular saying in australia. in staffordshire today they use the word "yampy" more, because now the words been branded into australian culture as an australian word

why a yo all runnin around hot headed
yeah, well "i'm totally stoked"

by paul hinton May 4, 2006

Boomerang

an aborigonal hunting stick, they throw em in the flocks of budgerigars, to bring em down, so they can cook em for food, the name budgerigar, derives from the aborigonal word for "good food", the old hunters boomerang is a slightly curved wooden wing with a bladed edge, smoothly shaped so it glides through the air nicely!!!!

boomerang aye

john:hey look at thar ol abbo, huntin them budgies down
jimmy: yeah theyre havin a barbie tonighte
john: shall we ask em if we can join em
jimmy: arr

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

saftey tape

in recording studios!
if the origonal tape on the reel to reel cuts or gets jammed or some how the recorder breaks down, you always got another recorder with the "saftey tape" in as back up, one of stevie ray vaughans albums was recorded on stevie wonders saftey tape for his layers of love album.

jimbo the gonnabe famous:oh no the recorders stopped recording halway through my song,
dave the studio owner: oh its ok keep goin don't worry, the saftey tapes there, its alright, we got it.
jimbo:oh crickey thank the good lord.

by paul hinton May 15, 2006

Pork Rind

a snack, its deep fried peices of pork fat, ya can gerrem from the butchers and the pubs, its very tasty, they also call em pork scrachings or pork crackling, they meck em all around the world, and are popular in the midlands region of england and the southern states of america!!

gorra gooen ge' maya bagga pork rind aer kid

by paul hinton December 28, 2005