paul della valle's definitions

Mentors

A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".

Dr Heathen Scum still continues the Mentors band with a whole new crew.

by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004

Toilet Sponge.

Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.

You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.

Toilet Sponge is a janitors worst nightmare.

by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004

Looky Lou

A gawker or rubbernecker that stairs at disasters, accidents or people in the process of misfortune. For example there is a car accident on a street and a looky lou (or looky loose) will ride by, slow down and turn thier head to check out the scene. A looky lou will also be one of those people that are always there to see fire fighters or EMTs in action when they are in thier neighborhood.

See all those looky lous checking out those fire fighters fighting that house fire.

by Paul Della Valle August 19, 2004

urine lobbing

To throw a cup, bottle, plastic bag or any type of container that has piss in it at somebody. Urine lobbing is quite popular at soccar games south of the Rio Grande border. Often times poor people in the balcony or upper stands will urine lob at rich people down below. Urine lobbing happens at concerts, sporting events or assholes that have a crowd of people below them.

I saw this freak at a GWAR show up in the balcony, pissing in a cup. He then threw the cup of piss at the crowd below.

by Paul Della Valle August 24, 2004

reverse gay bashing

To lure a redneck homophobe into a fight. Typically two hetrosexual guys will hold hands with the idea of getting into a fight with a person who hates gays.

Hey dude you feel like walking down the street holding hands? When the first person that walks by and yells "hey faggot", we will kick thier ass. Man talk about reverse gay bashing.

by Paul Della Valle July 13, 2004

1950s father

A 1950s father is a dad who is not involved with thier child or children, even though they all live under the same roof. A 1950s father does not play, spend time or is emotionally involved with thier child. A 1950s father is typically stoic and distant to ones child, and are typically work-a-holics. The phrase comes from a generation of males (pre 1960s) that were raised to hid thier emotions, because it would seem unmanlike. 1950s father reley on thier wife to do all the parenting.

My friend's dad is not really involved in his life. He is what you call a 1950s father.

by Paul Della Valle July 16, 2004

cardboard condo

A cardboard condo is a box that a homeless person, bum, hobo or transient sleeps in.

I saw homeless person sleeping in a cardboard condo just off of Burnside street.

by Paul Della Valle August 26, 2004