pateypatterson's definitions

sap

acronym for Smile At Phone.

You read a funny or nice message on your phone and its not quite an "lol" but you are actually smiling and definitely feel stupid

can also be "sap-ing" in which u cant stop smiling

In lecture i got a message on my phone from a friend and it made me sap.
OR
i'm sap-ing right now because that text was soo funny!

by pateypatterson February 22, 2011

mugly

Mother f*ckin ugly

Wow look at that poor guy he's so mugly!

by pateypatterson February 23, 2011

predrunk

When you are drunk before you go out

We were going to the club but I was too predrunk to get in

by pateypatterson February 23, 2011