Definitions by pat bateman

puss-slide 

Popping the acne on a significant other's back and using the puss as anal grease.

Chris was poised to give greasy Jerry a puss-slide.

puss-slide by Pat Bateman May 3, 2005

spam-sloth 

A man who purchases prostitutes so that he may perform cunnilingus on them.

Chris, the spam-sloth, has an unquenchable hunger for the succulent taste of meat curtains.

spam-sloth by Pat Bateman May 1, 2005

Sewer Mask

The act of spitting the tasty fecal residue of a tossed salad from your mouth onto your significant other's face.

Chris finished eating ate Debbie's ass and promptly gave her a sewer mask.

Sewer Mask by Pat Bateman April 26, 2005

ELASTIGIRL 

Lead female in the incredibles who can stretch/bend herself into a whole manner of compromising positions. If cartoons were real, she'd be a great fuck. Sadly, her voice is extremely irritating.

Man, I had a dream i fucked elastigirl last night - it was hot, but i had to gag her coz she has such an annoying voice

ELASTIGIRL by pat bateman April 3, 2005

Deek 

To have such violent and plentiful diarrhea that it runs down your leg and pools in your shoe.

Derived from Rob "Deek" De Castella, the marathon runner, who once this happened to when running a marathon.

Fucked her so hard in the ass she deeked herself all over my sheets!

I let her lick the deek of my willy. Gotta love the choc grin!

Deek by Pat Bateman August 18, 2004

chomomma 

A word to describe Alex Perkin's mum

Hey, I saw Carl gettin' jiggy wif chomomma

chomomma by Pat Bateman August 12, 2004

Smoke My Rat

A less known alternative (especially to the unsuspecting female) to "suck my dick".

Righto biatch... how about you smoke my rat, before I have to put it in yourmuckhole!

Smoke My Rat by Pat Bateman August 11, 2004