10 definitions by paddymac

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

laughtear

Uncontrollable laughing and crying at the same time. Usually as a result of trying to cheer someone up while they are upset.

Jenny was so upset last night so I tried to cheer her up with the midget dance. I kind of worked cos' she burst into laughtear

by paddymac March 27, 2009

muck bag

Insulting term for an ugly woman.

you: check out that blond, she's a nice piece

me: are you serious? That muck bag.. she's got a face like a careless beekeeper

by paddymac August 31, 2006

GForce

When you smoke some killer weed, and sit in a comfortable chair, and it feels as though there is some form of suction, or special gravity, keeping you on the chair

"dude, that shit was chronic, I'm GForce'ing my ass off over here."

by paddymac August 29, 2006

made piss

1. when a person sucks back a fully packed bong, and coughs vigorously for a prolonged period of time.

2. to get beaten up badly

I thumbscrewed Jimmy a monster bong and he took the whole thing... but he was made piss

I can believe that guys started on me, didn't he know he would get made piss

by paddymac September 1, 2006

hit the streets

A condescending way to tell someone to leave. Commonly followed up with and insult to their character or appearance

1. Hit the streets, pork barrel.

by paddymac August 29, 2006

half a raja

A term used to describe the state of a penis whilst between flacid and erect. Basically half erect.

I was gonna show that girl the time of her life, but I could only muster up half a raja

by paddymac August 30, 2006