7 definitions by pacman jones32
A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.
Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.
by pacman jones32 November 7, 2010
The dumbest entity in the history of the universe. Completely incapable of learning anything. Thinks running a prevent defense every play is a good idea. Took Syracuse from a respectable program to a complete laughing stock, he is now destroying a once proud Michigan team, if his IQ was 50 points higher he'd be a rock.
by pacman jones32 November 7, 2010
(Peyton runs into room crying like a little girl)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
by pacman jones32 February 22, 2010
One of the greatest cartoon characters ever. The best in a line of quality cartoon network shows such as Ed Edd n' Eddy, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Time Squad etc. The show revolves around a braindead musclehead who tries to pick up chicks in the most douche way possible, usually getting his ass kicked, believes that planting a toy car will make a real car.
by pacman jones32 October 12, 2010
1. A dimwitted, uneducated individual who starts trouble for little to no reason. Niggas can be of ANY race, creed and sexual orientation. For example, a white person who dropped out of high school and has a long rap sheet is a nigga, a black person who has a college degree, no criminal record, has a good job and is a productive member of society is NOT a nigga
2. See dude, homie etc.
2. See dude, homie etc.
by pacman jones32 July 2, 2013
Used to be a decent rapper with songs like Gold Digger, now an arrogant racist faggot who grossly overuses Auto Tune, has basically turned into T-Pain, is also a gay fish.
by pacman jones32 October 22, 2010
The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.
by pacman jones32 October 30, 2010