The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.
There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!
Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.
My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.
Procrastinating the act of masturbation.
I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!
Last weekend was pretty fuckfabulous. I haven't had that much fun in years.
Behavior lacking in activity
I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.
Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.
Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"
Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"
Being enlightened with love.
When I was finally able to use my heart to navigate through life I felt I had finally reached enlovenedment.
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