9 definitions by ozzie69

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 3, 2005

bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

by ozzie69 June 3, 2005