25 definitions by owen

crimate

a law breaking monkey

jim: who stole my banana?
paul: don't look at me dude, it was probably a crimate.

by owen March 10, 2004

Doom shnieder

Originaly the name of someone from a band, this pretty much is and empty insult that sounds cool.

"Did you get my message?"

"shut up doom shnieder"

by owen January 14, 2005

Bench

Bench litrerally means; "Bare-Hench" A combination of 2 frequently used words in UK sub cultures, Bare (taken from the Chav section of society) and Hench (taken from the Metler other half)

That sandwich is Bench!

or can be used in it's full form as follows;

That sandwich is Bare-Hench!!

by owen April 5, 2005

a pound

a ciggarette. if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.

if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.

by owen March 27, 2005