12 definitions by oofman420xd

shitnet

Shitnet is defined as internet with bad quality or low download or upload speeds at a rate at which the internet or other services become unusable or slow.

The speed that is considered shitnet is lower that 1MB/s upload or download

Also see: shitternet, assnet crapnet

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Minecraft on your Xbox?
Guy 2: My shitnet is being shit, so no, thank you though.

by oofman420xd June 1, 2022

sexorwave

when you have virtual sex under the influence of vaporwave, although, this is a very rare occurrence, since not everyone understands the art of vaporwave, which can induce a feeling to a similar quality of that of sex.

Guy: YOOO WANNA TRY SEXORWAVE WITH ME?
Girl: What's that
Guy: YOU EVER FEEL DOWN? I HAVE THIS MUSIC THAT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING SEX!
Girl: Let's do it

by oofman420xd January 10, 2021

(°¿_°)

The replacement for lenny face that anyone can type on Android.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna hang out at the bar? (°¿_°)

Dude 2: Wait, how did you type that?

by oofman420xd September 22, 2018

vagicture

A pussy / vagina picture

Male: Can you send me a vagicture
Female: Hold on, let me snap a pic of my pussy first

by oofman420xd December 19, 2020

pupoy

A dog that's so cute you can't call it a puppy, you have to call it a pupoy.

Man 1: That's a cute pupoy!
Man 2: Thanks, I see you also have a cute pupoy.

by oofman420xd July 3, 2020