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Soul Retrieval

What a shaman does to bring back a lost part of the soul. Involves spiritually traveling to the other world and locating and coxing the soul back.
Sandra is a shaman who practices soul retrieval.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Poppycock

1. Another word for nonsense. Or a polite way of saying something is bullshit.

2. A brand name snack food that consists of popcorn covered with caramel glaze and often has nuts such as pecans and almonds in it.
1. Pat said that aliens’ building the pyramids is poppycock.

2. Tina snuck some poppycock into the movie theater to snack on instead of buying some popcorn.
by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006
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Parrotopia

A utopia for parrots. A place for our fine feathered friends to live and play happily without the threat of predators, starvation, abuse, or neglect. Has plenty of interesting toys, perches, next boxes, fresh veggies and seed sprouts, everything a parrot could want. (Inducing companionship of course!)
Peter's Paradise is a Parrotopia for Parakeets.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Light Year

1. The distance light travels in one year, or approximately 5.88 trillion miles.

2. A figure of speech meaning very advanced.
1. The nearest star is about 4 light years away, and our galaxy is about 100,000 light years across.

2. If alien's exist, chances are they're light years ahead of us in technology.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Libertarian National Socialist Green Party

A political party in the USA whose platform takes parts of the Libertarian party views, parts of the National Socialist views, and the environmental part of the Green party views.

Some of the points on their platform include:
1. Tax cuts for environmental objectives
2. Removal of normative objectives
3. Restore autonomy to the states
4. Reduction of legal complexity
5. Repatriation of non-Germanic populations
6. Create cultural center to oversee media
7. Reputable international politics
8. All undeveloped land is purchased by government to preserve it in it's nature state
9. Tax incentives for inner city development
10. Repeal of laws limiting citizen autonomy
11. Return to strict meritocracy in hiring and education
12. Any area more than 50% concreted must begin planting
13. End tax-free status of religious organizations
14. Certain destructive things banned
The Libertarian National Socialist Green Party advocates the death penalty for genetically modifying foods; dumping of toxic waste; child molestation or possession of child pornography; and possession of nerve toxins.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Soccermom

An American mother living in the suburbs who spends most of her time driving her school-aged children from one athletic activity to another, often over scheduling them. Typically White, upper middle class, probably college-educated, most drive SUVs and talk on the cellphone while driving making them prone to cause traffic accidents.
Gigi is your classic Soccermom, she drives her SUV like a battle ship and I wouldn't want to be on the road next to her!
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Paradise

A version of the afterlife simular to heaven minus the clouds, harps and angels. Typically seen as an ideal place of beauty, a massive lush enclosed garden with every known exotic plant, animal, and bird.
Lucy thought when she'd die, she'd go to Paradise.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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