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Florida Cracker

A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.

People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Regret

A feeling often accompanied by sadness, shame, and guilt; regret is when you wish you had done things differently in your past.

"I have many regrets in life, but you were not one of them."

by OneBadAsp November 4, 2006

Important

Something or someone who affects the course of events or the nature of things. Someone or something significant, vaulable, and meaningful.

Computerized voice: "Your call is important to us, please stand by, an operator will be with you in a moment...(switches to annoying music)".

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Paradise

A version of the afterlife simular to heaven minus the clouds, harps and angels. Typically seen as an ideal place of beauty, a massive lush enclosed garden with every known exotic plant, animal, and bird.

Lucy thought when she'd die, she'd go to Paradise.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Soccermom

An American mother living in the suburbs who spends most of her time driving her school-aged children from one athletic activity to another, often over scheduling them. Typically White, upper middle class, probably college-educated, most drive SUVs and talk on the cellphone while driving making them prone to cause traffic accidents.

Gigi is your classic Soccermom, she drives her SUV like a battle ship and I wouldn't want to be on the road next to her!

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Libertarian National Socialist Green Party

A political party in the USA whose platform takes parts of the Libertarian party views, parts of the National Socialist views, and the environmental part of the Green party views.

Some of the points on their platform include:
1. Tax cuts for environmental objectives
2. Removal of normative objectives
3. Restore autonomy to the states
4. Reduction of legal complexity
5. Repatriation of non-Germanic populations
6. Create cultural center to oversee media
7. Reputable international politics
8. All undeveloped land is purchased by government to preserve it in it's nature state
9. Tax incentives for inner city development
10. Repeal of laws limiting citizen autonomy
11. Return to strict meritocracy in hiring and education
12. Any area more than 50% concreted must begin planting
13. End tax-free status of religious organizations
14. Certain destructive things banned

The Libertarian National Socialist Green Party advocates the death penalty for genetically modifying foods; dumping of toxic waste; child molestation or possession of child pornography; and possession of nerve toxins.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Threesome

A threesome is the term which describes a sexual act involving three people, sometimes also referred to as a menage a trois.

A true threesome is when all three people have sex with each other, not when two people just have sex with one person and not each other.

by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006