257 definitions by onebadasp

Pity for oneself; especially exaggerated or self-indulgent pity where you believe that you are the victim who has done no wrong and is deserving of condolence from everyone.
"Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality"

For a prime example of self-pity, see Nice Guy.
by OneBadAsp November 03, 2006
1. Very high proof Moonshine. Borders on being 200 proof; it's pure grain alcohol and is illegal. White Lightning is the subject of a hit George Jones song.

2. White Lightning is also a term for LSD.
1. "Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew,
White lightning 'stead of mountain dew,
I took a little sip and right away I knew,
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue!
Lightnin' started flashin' and thunder started crashin'
Shhhoooh . . . white lightning!" -George Jones

2. Suzy was tripping on White Lighting.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
How American women refer to their vulvas, defining them on the basis of what needs to be plucked in order to look good on the beach.
Trisha wanted to look good in a bikini, so she made sure to wax her bikini line.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
The offspring of a reproductive cross between genetically disimilar individuals, of for example two different sub-species or species.
A liger is a hybrid between a lion and a tiger.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
An American mother living in the suburbs who spends most of her time driving her school-aged children from one athletic activity to another, often over scheduling them. Typically White, upper middle class, probably college-educated, most drive SUVs and talk on the cellphone while driving making them prone to cause traffic accidents.
Gigi is your classic Soccermom, she drives her SUV like a battle ship and I wouldn't want to be on the road next to her!
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
A name is a label used to identify a person, place, or thing. It can be given to you by someone else or one you've chosen for yourself.

In the case of people, your name is one of the most important things your have both in terms of reputation and how you feel about yourself. Having a name you loathe can have very negative effects on your self-esteem, health, and success in this world; and likewise having a name you love has positive effects. If you are going though life with a name you can’t stand, you should change it to something you like. The bottom line is, it’s your name and you have to live with it, other people don’t.
Ruth didn't like her name so she changed it to Alex.
by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006
To be buck ass naked! To be fully un-clothed and in the nude. To be wearing nothing but your birthday suit.
Nudity is seen as a great taboo in America, although I don't know why.
by OneBadAsp November 05, 2006
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