onebadasp's definitions

Important

Something or someone who affects the course of events or the nature of things. Someone or something significant, vaulable, and meaningful.

Computerized voice: "Your call is important to us, please stand by, an operator will be with you in a moment...(switches to annoying music)".

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Valkyrie

From Old Norse. Literally means "Choosers of the slain." Disir who at Odin or Freyja's command, select the most heroic warriors on the battlefield to die and conduct their souls through the Underworld to Asgard. (They also lead people who have died from other causes other than violent death on the path to Valhalla. They are psycho pomps.) Once there, they serve mead to those who have become Einherjar.

Often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; Valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Although beautiful, they are war-like. Names of Valkyries often mean 'raging', 'shrieking', 'screaming', etc...

See Asatru, Heathen, Odinism

If you see a Valkyrie, it means only one thing, you're going to die.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Nymphomaniac

A woman who wants lots of sex or sex with more than one person. Commonly used by men to describe a woman who knows more about sex than they do or wants it more than they feel like providing.

Kimberly was called a nymphomaniac by certain men only because she was knew more and was better at it then most.

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Sack Mead

Extremely sweet mead. When mead is made with more honey than normal, it is called sack mead.

Woah, this sack mead is sweet!

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Black Mead

An alcoholic drink. When Mead is brewed with black currants it is called black mead.

Scarlett had never tasted black mead before.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Threesome

A threesome is the term which describes a sexual act involving three people, sometimes also referred to as a menage a trois.

A true threesome is when all three people have sex with each other, not when two people just have sex with one person and not each other.

by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006

Mexicant

A Mexicant is a person of Mexican descent who won’t work hard and is often seen goofing off and being lazy. Combination of Mexican and the contraction can’t.

Pedro is a Mexican because he works hard; whereas Jesus is a Mexicant because he can’t seem to do the work George gives him.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006