sex drive

How far one is willing to travel to have sex.

Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.

by Omar O. Ungh July 13, 2010

ah-sleep

Thoroughly refreshing sleep.

I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.

by Omar O. Ungh May 13, 2011

ass polish

toilet paper

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

by Omar O. Ungh March 05, 2011

youthy

A ridiclulous appearance resulting from failed attempts by someone to deny their age through adopting a fashion of a younger generation.

So, for your 40th birthday you went out and got a makeover? Well, the fluorescent hair and nose piercing makes you look...youthy!

by Omar O. Ungh February 10, 2012

loin lion

A big hairy pussy.

If you're thinking of taming that loin lion you'd better bring a whip, chair, and razor!

by Omar O. Ungh February 23, 2011

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"Starfish" by just about any definition in Urban Dictionary. Used in text.

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by Omar O. Ungh February 13, 2011

idiot proof

Irrefutable evidence of one's idiocy despite all efforts by others to prevent it.

A- Hey, check this out- I just bought this knife that is supposed to be so safe they say it's "idiot proof"...oops...OW!

B- Well, there's your proof. Now lets go get you some stitches, idiot.

by Omar O. Ungh September 21, 2010