39 definitions by olly j

roaching

v. to roach; the act of ripping and rolling up paper, card, or any other suitable material, to be utilized as a roach in a joint, spliff or hand-rolled cigarette.

The roach is a small rolled up piece of paper that is placed at the mouth end of the joint to provide separation from the smokeable contents of the joint so that, toward the end of the joint, the smoker's lips aren't burned. The roach also lends some structural support to the joint (the larger the joint, the larger the roach)

guy1: "man, look at all the party flier's on my car! help me throw them away..."
guy2: "no way dude, save 'em. they'll come in handy for roaching later"
guy1: "werd..."

by olly j October 21, 2005

king of pimps

noun. It's all there in the name. not just a pimp, not just a king, but THE king of all PIMPS. Used as an extremely high praise for someone (usually a male).

Second only to The Pimp God or the God of Pimps.

dude1: "...so he walks out of the bank, head to toe armani and flossin, casually sticks his elbow out to catch the chin of a passing bankrobber, leans over to pick a solid gold ring off the floor, and in the meantime pinches 3 girls asses with his free hand, who then flocked to him to admire his courage and jewlery. it was nuts!"

dude2: "holy shit, that guy must be the king of pimps!"

by olly j April 4, 2006

messy

1. To be in disarray, not in order.

2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.

3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.

4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"

1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"

2. "It was a messy divorce..."

3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."

4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.

by olly j May 6, 2005

scroll up

verb. to scroll up. used in Instant Message conversations, generally during an arguement or debate of some kind. one person will tell the other to "scroll up" in reference to something they have said earlier in the conversation, implying that the other person may need to use the scroll bar to go back and re-read what has already been said.

see also "scroll ^" or "^^"

person1: you dont think its fucked up that she did that to him?
person2: OMFG! i just said that like 10 times?!
person1: so do think it is or not....
person2: scroll up!
person2: geez

by olly j March 13, 2005

wales

common mispelling of "Whales"

also, home land of the welsh. a load of ginger cunts with annoying accents whose national pastimes include picking daffodils, shoving leeks up their arses, sheep shaggin and naming their children "gweneth"

for examples of the shittyness of wales go see "the valleys", north of newport / cardiff.

"n take a bat with ye boyo"

by olly j February 22, 2005

sorted

v. From English slang terminology. 1. To be sorted. To be under the influence of ecstacy. Broader uses include being under the influence of other drugs and also being equiped with ecstacy (or other substances) 2. To be organised. To have things in order.
3. syn. for cool or wicked.

1. (in a club)"easy mate, you havin' a good night"
"yeah im fuckin' sorted bruv!!"

2. "I've got to get my taxes sorted by tuesday."

3. "can you hook me up with that program you use for editing songs?"
"yeah, sure"
"sorted!"

by olly j February 7, 2005

H Bomb

the word hell, as used by Meatwad, a character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a cartoon shown on Adult swim, on Cartoon Network.

...droppin the H-bomb up in here

by olly j February 7, 2005