17 definitions by old man withers

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along
Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?
by old man withers August 4, 2005
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A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell aka taco hell. The explosive shit that sprays the toilet looks exactly like the inside of one of their burritos, and if you got consumed enough of them (ususally in a drunken haze), the shit will actually smell like beans. After a bell grande shit, it takes half a roll of toilet paper to wipe properly.
"I just blew out the bathroom with a horrible bell grande shit. After smelling it though, I kind of want to get more taco bell."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage
"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"
by old man withers August 4, 2005
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A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."
"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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The loud farts that always come to let you know you need to take a shit. The magnitude of these farts ofter will indicate or "preview" how retched the shit will be.
"Whoops that preview fart is a sign of things to come. I better go take the browns to the superbowl"
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.
"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"
by old man withers August 16, 2006
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the paperwork given to an inmate in prison that enables their release
"I finally got my walking papers today."
by old man withers August 14, 2005
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