The worst thing in the history of man. When your iPad, iPhone, or other devices with autocorrect built in changes a word to something that doesn't make sense.
I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning, is she ok??? Hospital???
She's ok now. No hospital. She had to take the deep penis.
I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS. Oh for Christ's sake, this auto incorrect. Epi Pen
A annual TV show on BBC 1 where the main character is a time traveller with a box that can travel in space and time who can regenerate. The current Doctor is widely regarded as the 12th, but actually including the meta-crisis and the War Doctor, he is actually the 14th.
"And now on BBC 1, it's the madman with a box, Dr Who."
Football is the best sport in the history of man, not including wizarding sports like Quidditch. For U.S.A users, it's soccer. You kick a ball into a net, and shout and scream for the rest of the match because you scored.
Guy 1: Hey, I scored a goal in football today!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!