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The label that you get slapped with like you're constantly sad all the time, that you're broken and you need to be fixed, that everyone tries to "help" you with their "professional therapy" and hold sessions where you have to talk about your damn feelings.
The condition that can so easily mark you out from other happy, normal people in life.
The magic word that can instantly provide all your excuses in the 21st century.
The term that idiotic kids don't understand and keep misusing, just like so many other words that come into their lives that they can't grasp.
Something that even I don't understand at times.
I'm so tired of this word.
The condition that can so easily mark you out from other happy, normal people in life.
The magic word that can instantly provide all your excuses in the 21st century.
The term that idiotic kids don't understand and keep misusing, just like so many other words that come into their lives that they can't grasp.
Something that even I don't understand at times.
I'm so tired of this word.
"Why do you always look like you're depressed?"
"Are you an emo?"
"Why do you always look so tired all the time?"
I am.
Is this what you call depression?
"Are you an emo?"
"Why do you always look so tired all the time?"
I am.
Is this what you call depression?
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017
Get the Depressionmug. The state of an object in which it is in pieces and no longer in its whole form. Most of the times when an object is broken, it cannot function properly anymore (example: a vase that has been dropped on the floor and is now shattered).
A common belief exists around the world that broken things need to be fixed. Sometimes, they can't (or won't) comprehend that some broken things cannot, or should not be fixed.
Some broken objects are only bothered to be fixed, because the fixer believes that some good will come out of it being functionable again.
Not just physical things can break. Non-tangent things like a person's resolve can end up broken after a traumatic event (i.e. my heart).
A common belief exists around the world that broken things need to be fixed. Sometimes, they can't (or won't) comprehend that some broken things cannot, or should not be fixed.
Some broken objects are only bothered to be fixed, because the fixer believes that some good will come out of it being functionable again.
Not just physical things can break. Non-tangent things like a person's resolve can end up broken after a traumatic event (i.e. my heart).
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017
Get the Brokenmug. This is a Mandarin Chinese phrase typically used in greeting. The term literally means "you good" ('ni' means 'you' and hao' means 'good'), but is used as a "hello" or "hi".
If a 'ma' is added to the end of the phrase, its meaning is changed to something like "Are you well?" This is also a phrase used in greeting others, as it's polite.
If a 'ma' is added to the end of the phrase, its meaning is changed to something like "Are you well?" This is also a phrase used in greeting others, as it's polite.
"Ni hao ma?"
What I like about speaking in foreign languages is that you can say literally anything, and most people won't know what in heck it means.
I also know two cusswords in Japanese
What I like about speaking in foreign languages is that you can say literally anything, and most people won't know what in heck it means.
I also know two cusswords in Japanese
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 11, 2017
Get the Ni Haomug. A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018
Get the Valentine's Daymug. A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis 🙄").
The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.
So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.
The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!
Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.
So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.
The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!
Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
Get the The Emoji Moviemug. by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017
Get the a jokemug. To be calm in the act of doing something, whether it be lying, drawing, writing, checking the time, eating soup, performing a seance, dying of cancer, or murdering all your rivals in Yandere Simulator.
Ayano calmly stabbed Osana's neck with the ritual knife, and began dragging her corpse to the incinerator to burn the evidence.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 11, 2017
Get the Calmlymug.