od smith's definitions

Tony Blair

To take credit for something you had no part in, and basking in the fraudulant glory.

Dan Luger is just Tony Blairing about his role in the Rugby World Cup Final.

by OD Smith December 22, 2003

Daily Mail

1.) The Fearmonger's Bible.
2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives.
3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment.
4.) Not a tabloid, honest.

1.) "Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."

by OD Smith April 8, 2005

malcolm glazer

1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.

2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.

An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?

by OD Smith July 18, 2008

SEETEC

So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time.

Wait, I got through all the shit off my advisor, Gateway to Work AND six months at CETS, and you're sticking me in SEETEC where all that crap I already "learned" TWICE is regurgitated once more, despite being pointless and meaningless at this point?!?

by OD Smith September 26, 2005

Adventure Quest RPG

Free online RPG, based at battleon.com - although you can't actually play it free as it's always packed to the gills with members ever since they started promoting it at Newgrounds, so they expect you to pay $10 a month for an upgraded account and a few extra quests on the side, even if you only want a quick game every now and then.

"Oh for fuck's sake, I can't get into my free account of Adventure Quest to waste my lunch hour, and I'm being told to pay up $10 so I can log in at any time! Why can't 37 members log off and piss off so I can get in?!?"

by OD Smith July 23, 2005

Natasha Bedingfield

Irritating sister of Daniel, and purveyor of identikit, disposable pop crap that you forget about five seconds after the song ends. Doesn't even have the saving grace of being worth a centrefold in FHM.

"These words are my own, from my heart,
I love you, I love you, I love you..."

by OD Smith March 23, 2005

crazy frog

Somebody asking to have their mobile wrenched from their grasp so it can be flung into a deep fat frier.

"I hear the world's most irritating ringtone, and must destroy something immediatly. Preferably the phone it's emanating from. Maybe the owner as well."

by OD Smith April 19, 2005