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SEETEC

So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time.
Wait, I got through all the shit off my advisor, Gateway to Work AND six months at CETS, and you're sticking me in SEETEC where all that crap I already "learned" TWICE is regurgitated once more, despite being pointless and meaningless at this point?!?
by OD Smith September 26, 2005
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Rizla

A form of currency only recognised in two places: anywhere prefixed with the phrase "HM Prison", or Penge.
"Oi mate, you got a Rizla?"
by OD Smith March 22, 2005
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nicky hilton

The better looking, non-irritating and far less overexposed sister of Paris Hilton.
Actually, I find Nicky Hilton to be better looking than Paris, and not so bloody irritating.
by OD Smith February 23, 2005
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Arctic Junkies

Overly defensive (and scarily so) acolytes at the altar of that grating, banal band that we're told we must like on pain of death, The Arctic Monkeys.
"You're an idiot because you don't like The Arctic Monkeys, and I say so as a fan of The Arctic Monkeys so therefore I'm right", and other such bilge from the mouths/keyboards of Arctic Junkies.
by OD Smith June 4, 2007
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Natasha Bedingfield

Irritating sister of Daniel, and purveyor of identikit, disposable pop crap that you forget about five seconds after the song ends. Doesn't even have the saving grace of being worth a centrefold in FHM.
"These words are my own, from my heart,
I love you, I love you, I love you..."
by OD Smith March 23, 2005
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crazy frog

Somebody asking to have their mobile wrenched from their grasp so it can be flung into a deep fat frier.
"I hear the world's most irritating ringtone, and must destroy something immediatly. Preferably the phone it's emanating from. Maybe the owner as well."
by OD Smith April 19, 2005
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Little Britain

1. Overrated, unfunny shite that uses the same jokes every week - in fact, the same joke for several characters. And it manages to rip off The Fast Show and The League of Gentleman without being as funny as either.

2. This week's "Greatest British Comedy Creation" (TM)

3. A couple of chancers (see above).
Anyone that recites one of the crappy catchphrases ad nauseum...
by OD Smith February 16, 2005
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