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Dumark

The opposite of a smark: the wrestling fan that cheers for who they're told to, as opposed to wrestlers with far more talent who put on far superior matches, no matter how detrimental to the product that person truly is.

This is especially prevalent in the WWE and TNA - orginisations that thrive on the crowd not thinking for themselves.
"Stop cheering for John Cena, you braindead dumark."
by OD Smith September 29, 2007
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The New Adventures of Superman

When Teri Hatcher was hot.
There's something wrong with this episode of Desperate Housewives - it looks as if Teri Hatcher is eating food. Oh, wait, it's The New Adventures of Superman.
by OD Smith January 13, 2009
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Romford

The epicentre of the UK chav explosion.
"Why don't you piss off back to Romford where you belong?" - Duane Benzie, SPaced series 2
by OD Smith January 31, 2009
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ES40

The least charming aspect from those charmless fuckers at New Deal.

Whenever you get an increase in your benefits, be it when you're placed on a six month course or turn 25, you will receive one of these in the mail. It states that you didn't apply for one of the shitty jobs they gave you without your consent three months ago (every time), and that if you do not explain why, you will have that hard earned £20 extra taken from you.

Basically, they hope you get so pissed off you write "Fuck you" on the slip, at which point they'll cancel your claim.
"Why did you not apply for a job that is three hours travel for you with a wage that does not cover travel expenses? We want our money back, just because we're a bunch of wankers who can't do our jobs properly, so should be in your place."
by OD Smith April 15, 2005
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Brooklyn Beckham

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...
"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."
by OD Smith March 31, 2005
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cotswolds

A nice part of the English countryside with some stunning views, ruined by having Cheltenham smack bang in the middle of it, proclaiming itself to be "Heart of the Cotswolds".
The Cotswolds is a pretty good example, if you think about it...
by OD Smith February 21, 2005
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dido

"What's this boring, non-offensive coffee bar crap on the radio? Oh, right, it's Dido."
by OD Smith March 21, 2005
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