Definitions by octopod

deep doo-doo

Euphemized version of deep shit, doo-doo being a baby word for shit.

"We're in deep doo-doo now," said Bush the Elder as the election returns came in.

deep doo-doo by octopod January 23, 2004

fiat money 

Money that is only money because some government says that it is.

There's no gold or silver backing greenbacks.

fiat money by octopod January 16, 2004

mons veneris 

The "Mound of Venus" or vulva.

I don't wanna go to Mars, just to the Mons Veneris.

mons veneris by octopod January 16, 2004

cornuto 

Cuckold, literally one who has "horns," the Latin symbol of cuckoldry. From the Italian.

Cornuto, get your stinkin' Fiat out of the intersection.

cornuto by octopod December 26, 2003

Doc in the box 

Any doctor at a walk-in clinic.

I thought I had the clap, so I went to see the Doc in the box. He gave me a shot.

Doc in the box by octopod December 7, 2003

New York minute 

Really fast, lickety-split; just ask me and I'll jump on it.

I can whip up some martinis in a New York minute.

New York minute by octopod December 6, 2003

keek 

Cunt, pussy, vagina, poozle.

Ah, up yer mudda's keek!

keek by octopod December 6, 2003