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Whore

A woman or girl who sells herself for something, might be money or jewels etc. Usually considered a derogatory term but unfairly. Most whores are kind and eager to please. They like sex and are good at it. In other civilisations the prettiest ones and the most 'talented' had a special status as courtesans and concubines.
She was a whore and intensely proud of it. She got a lot of money, and many gifts, for doing something she enjoyed, and which gave pleasure to others.
by O'Flagherty June 18, 2008
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Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.
She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.
by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008
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Cherry Tart

The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!
With a pussy full of cherries she was the ultimate cherry tart.
by O'Flagherty December 15, 2008
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secretion

A general term used to describe the products of glands in animals and plants. Glands such as the thyroid, testes, ovaries, adrenals, pituitary synthesize hormones which they excrete into the bloodstream. These are endocrine glands. Other glands include sweat, prostate, lachrymal, and Bartholin's glands. These are exocrine glands which excrete their products into places other than the bloodstream. The pancreas and stomach are unusual in that their secretions contain both endocrine (insulin) and exocrine (digestive) hormones.
The word is also used loosely to describe mucous-like substances which are transudates or exudates. These are substances derived from fluid in the tissues and which are driven across a membrane e.g. vaginal wall by a pressure gradient - usually blood pressure but could be osmotic.
Secretions may become profuse during illness e.g. common cold as the body attempts to wash away the infective agent.
Secretions in animals and plants may contain hormones, protective chemicals and lubricants.
by O'Flagherty December 29, 2008
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pussylips

Slang term for labia minora (small lips) which conceal the entrance to a pretty woman's heaven. They look best glistening with pussyjuice when the woman is excited and wants fucking. In older women, or if the pussy has been overworked, the lips may protrude to various degrees - pussyflaps. Some men (some women too) enjoy the meaty consistency of pussyflaps when eating out pussy. There is a fine line here between delight and disgust!
Her pussylips were like delicate curtains, coated silver with her juices, waiting to be parted.
by O'Flagherty July 20, 2008
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nipple tassles

Worn by strippers and burlesque artists, nipple tassles (tassels) consist of a small piece of material with sequins on one side and backing on the other. On the sequined side are sewn five or more fine strands of tiny beads or jewels 2 or 3 inches long. These can be coloured or in crystal. The girl applies special glue to the backing to stick the tassles to her nipples. Dita von Teese has a vast collection of nipple tassels. She has one set which consists of strands of tiny, pure white beads. At a distance she looks to be jetting milk. Wonderful!

Nipple tassles are becoming mainstream. It is nearly acceptable to wear them to a night club instead of a bra or top. It is only a matter of time...
She plucked off her nipple tassles, right, then left, and flicked them into the audience. There was a murmur of approval.
by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008
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slut wear

Provocative and sexy clothes and make up worn by a slut for the purpose of attracting men with whom she will have sex.
Slut wear consists of several or all of the following: high heels (at least 4.5 inches); black, red or fishnet stockings; tight miniskirt (often with centre zip) in PVC, leather, metallic or stretch material; micro thong; velvet or rhinestone choker labelled 'slut', 'fuck me' or similar; clitoral or vaginal jewellery; red or black balconnette bra or bustier with matching suspender/garter belt; glossy lipstick or lip gloss; dark eyeshadow; false eyelashes; painted fingernails often with extensions.
by O'Flagherty December 12, 2008
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