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A staffie is a mythical creature. They are most commonly found in blue shirts with wide-rimmed hats, however legend says that they can change form once AND ONLY once.... into aliens, pigs, and even humans.
They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).

Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".

Staffies don't sleep, they

Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
NYSF
1. Someone I know who loves visiting me late at night, is Staffie Beth
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone
by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019
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The land from which Staffies from the NYSF come from. They are born on the grass at Burgy Bay but before this exist only in staffie land. It's location unknown to man.
1. Where do I come from? Oh I come from staffie land of course?!
by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019
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The name given to the pouch all NYSF National Youth Science Forum NYSF participants, also known as NYSFers and Staffies must wear at all times.

Wouches are sacred, and whilst can be a pain at times - will become a treasured memory.
1. Hey Annie don't forget your wouch or the staffies are going to kill you
2. STAFFIE X CAN YOU SEE THAT WOUCH? WHERE IS THAT WOUCH? *imitates dying and choking to death*
by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019
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