A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown
When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned
Someone who is as dumb as if he was slapped in the face with a shovel. Sort of stinging sensation he gets in his brain when he tries todo math. Lacks any common sense or isn't aware of the most obvious of ideas.
Ex.1 - The Other Guy
(Bro): Hey yo...You know that Jay Kid...He's aight eh?
(Massi): Ahhw maan..He's a fuckin Shaymo.
Ex. 2 - The Kitten
(Sis): AWWWWW, Jack is soooo CuTE!
(Massi): ...He's a little Shay-mo but..I mean...yeah, he's cute.
(Sis:) :) Cuchi Cuo
(Massi): ...Shaymo....(Pokes cat repeatedly)....Shayyyyyy-MO!