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2 definitions by nubeals

 
1.
A General Marty is when you take two cigarettes (be it joints, pipes, cigars, smokes, weed, sheesha pipes - anything) between the fingers of your right hand and take a puff from BOTH at the SAME TIME.
I saw DJ Bux pull a double General Marty with a joint and a cigar in each hand! It was unbeatable!
by nubeals January 05, 2011
 
2.
Altruistic and noble in nature but at the same time self-righteous and self-serving such that no harm is done to any individual
Her nubeals scarf is made by high-wage American factory workers allowing her to flaunt it around all the time!
by nubeals January 05, 2011