1 definition by notparmeseangoldfish
This girl is one of a kind. Absolutely the sweetest. Some even call her a confectionery perfection. She loves to bake cookies and sell them to raise money for good causes. Has the most beautiful eyes and a great smile, she's basically an angel. Although her memory may not be as good as others she's got the brains that every mathematician wishes for. She's the snack that smiles back. Befriend a Gloria and you will never not smile.
Friend: "Woah, who's that girl over there?"
You: "That's Gloria, she has all the guys falling for her."
"If you want endless cookies made with love, find yourself a Gloria."
"Look, it's Gloria! Quick, act natural!"
"Did you see that Gloria girl? Man she is definitely a snack."
You: "That's Gloria, she has all the guys falling for her."
"If you want endless cookies made with love, find yourself a Gloria."
"Look, it's Gloria! Quick, act natural!"
"Did you see that Gloria girl? Man she is definitely a snack."
by notparmeseangoldfish February 20, 2019