2 definitions by not.in_yourmom
A butthole that likes to torture naive and unknowing teenagers with his face every day. His head cosplays a square and his body is like a rotten pear. His ass covers most of the Australian continent and he is what you call a shit-cunt. He looks like he licks other people's drink bottles. He is also the 9th wonder of the world because there is no hairstyle in this world that makes him look good. He is the kind of person who would wash their hands straight out of the shower. Speaking of showers, I don't think he even takes any. He is like a pedophile but even babies have standards. He is such a basic white bitch that if he was a spice he'd be self-raising flour because his parents never loved him.
by not.in_yourmom February 23, 2023
Hala is a bit of a mystery. She is a person with many personalities. She will die for you one day and kill you the other. She has many hobbies, laughing at boys, touching babies and even stalking 50 year olds, a bit young for her. She can be really caring and support you on your worst days even when she is going through much worse. Recently Hala just got her letter from the queen for turning 101, a truly commendable achievment. That's not her only achievements, Hala has officially crossed the half a century milestone with the amount of children she hid in her basement. Overall, Hala is truly a dedicated and a hardworking girl. We should all learn to be more like Hala.
"where did you get that ice-cream from?" asked Jeff
"Oh, from Hala, she said she will give an ice-cream if I give her my Dad's number?"
"Oh, from Hala, she said she will give an ice-cream if I give her my Dad's number?"
by not.in_yourmom March 24, 2023