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god

It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­

Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.

by not found [Error 404] May 11, 2007

Wellbutrin

The antidepressant that I'm currently taking. It doesn't do jack shit for me, though. It just kills my personality and makes me apathetic.

Wellbutrin doesn't work.

by not found [Error 404] June 3, 2009

Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver with a very, very funny name.

What kind of parents would name their son Dick Trickle??? ROFL!!!

by not found [Error 404] April 28, 2008

Chuck Mosely

The original vocalist/frontman of Faith No More. Was kicked out for being an alcoholic and his poor vocal talent. Replaced by Mr. Bungle vocalist Mike Patton.

Chuck Mosely was a good songwriter, but totally sucked at vocals. My personal opinion, anyway...

by not found [Error 404] August 27, 2007

Dickriding Buttjockey

A guy who likes the cock. See: homosexual

Elton John is an openly dickriding buttjockey.

by not found [Error 404] January 4, 2009

Christian

The majority of Americans...


*sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in....

Christians are fucking jackasses for believing that they can dictate how minority groups in the USA should live their lives.

by not found [Error 404] February 16, 2009

Adolf Obama

President Barack Obama, who seems to have scary similarities to Adolf Hitler.

"Look, there's Adolf Obama on TV again with one of his speeches!"

by not found [Error 404] June 4, 2009