3 definitions by norfolkboy
An ideal alter alia to use when signing in at cheap hotels or when responding to market research or other pointless questionnaires and guaranteed to raise a snigger when said with a straight face. Combines the classic double entendre with rhyming slang - ie Hampton Wick = the male appendage.
by norfolkboy September 7, 2006
n. Sexual desire encouraged by light or moderate alcohol intake, specifically beer or lager. Not to be confused with with the embarrassing carnal instincts of those who are completely pissed as they are rendered incapable, men suffer the brewer's droop.
Big girl in the red dress, she's just trying to impress us
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.
Song by The Stranglers, 1976.
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.
Song by The Stranglers, 1976.
by norfolkboy September 12, 2006
v. To fanny is to play down ones skill when playing competitive snooker for small stakes, the objective being that the unsuspecting opponent fancies his chances and suggests that the wager be increased. The superior player is then placed to make a sting and cleans up.
"Watch it when you play Wally for money, he is liable to fanny" - sound advice received in a Norwich snooker hall (1966).
by norfolkboy September 7, 2006