norbert's definitions

ignorant

adj. lacking knowledge

half of the people on this website are ignorant and should learn to spell. especially those stupid cynical bastards who contradict themselves.

by norbert April 13, 2003

radio

1. A device that uses crystals and wire to pick up a signal sent through packs of waves through the air to produce sound
2.a box that plays shitty music

1. in electronics class we had to make a radio
2. that cd sounds just like the radio

by norbert April 13, 2003

pop

1. the improper version of soda
2. the sound made when removing ones finger from their ass or another's ass

Could i get a pop? (the conflict between the two defintions of this word arises from this statement, does one mean, i would like a carbonated beverage, or does it mean i would like a finger up my ass?)

by norbert April 13, 2003

klixee

an extremely annoying being on metal rods. joined at the hip with beings who do not want it around (awww) (not) and who clicks her fingers and rods in an eerie way, that echoes through the night. click, click. may well be a lesbian.

click, click, the crempog's coming!
quick, look busy!
klixee:wouldn't it be funny if the gym teacher was a pole dancer?
crayolians:no! images!!!

by norbert July 16, 2004

CF

Shorthand for clusterfuck. Can be used when not wanting another person to know what you're really saying or when you want to avoid being vulgar.

Hey Johnny, this gangbang is such a CF...

by Norbert March 4, 2004

republicrat

a derogitory bastardization of republican and a democrat based on the belief that they are the same political belief.

Yah i voted republicrat!

by norbert April 13, 2003

Glen Murphy

An all-round top-notch kinda guy.

With a big head.

Glen Murphy is better than me.

by Norbert October 3, 2004