2 definitions by noonereally

Masher

A man who rubs his genitals against female commuters on packed trains and/or buses.

Ew. I was sat next to a masher on my way to work today.

by noonereally December 4, 2013

Facebook rape

Someone posting repeatly on someone elses profile, to a stupid extent resulting in the user recieving a billion emails and their computer possibly blowing up

Alex: *post 35 wall comments onto lucy's facebook at once*

Lucy: Agh WTF? I'm being Facebook raped!!!

Alex: sniggers

by noonereally February 18, 2009