none's definitions

family jewels

Man's bat and balls!

Ohhhhhh my family jewels.

by none March 6, 2004

Columbine Music

Innocent bands incorrectly accused of causing or encouraging the shooting at Columbine.

One of the guys favorite band's were Rammstein and KMFDM.

by none September 28, 2003

sex

sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!

Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!

Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.

by none May 13, 2005

sandbags

When there is an extreme case of saggin titties.

When you walk and kick your titties simultaneously.

Low perkiness, high saggage

Don't know body want to see them sandbags.

Do they even make bras for those sandbags?

Look she steppin on her sandbags.

by none January 30, 2005

hip

Cooler than cool, the pinnacle of what is "it". Beyond all trends and conventional coolness. Not to be mistaken for "deck".

"Stay away from the tacky velvet-rope MTV frat-boy clubs on the beach. Check out this party downtown instead, it's gonna be hip."

by None November 15, 2003

JOINT

Can be anything, what ever you point out.

Look at thatjoint.
You see them joints she was wearing.
You heard that jointon the radio the other day.

by NONE May 13, 2005

frosted baloon

The act of ejaculating into a condom while doing a chick and after words dumping the contents on her head

I gave her a frosted baloon when I was done doing her

by none February 18, 2005